Captain Nobeard

Original article taken from the second TT Wiki

Avast, ye scurvy swabs! Captain Nobeard has come for ye booty! Surrender now or ye will be forced to walk the plank!

Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee,
being a pirate is all right if you're me!
Rape what you want 'cause there's no laws out at sea,
Tim is a pirate!