| Original article taken from the second TT Wiki |
Baldamundo: The Archie Behind The Bald
Just you wait 'til I get my hands on that good for nothing Baldamundo
You may have trouble with that as he is going through a phase of incognito:
so indeed I heard
This too is true. As seen here
what a wacky little fella..
as seen here
Recent reports are he is creating propoganda posters:
but his words were not appreciated by the masses
They should not have tried to tame the beast and he broke loose
and started eating random things
And drinking blood
and scratching people
After a scratching session he returns to his den to play the banjo
and laid a large poo
What he thought was a poo was actually him asexually reproducing.
which made him engage in rap-battle
Little did his competitors know he was actually trained in the first form of rap, choirap.
or that the dog had a ball in his mouth in between baldamundo's legs
Much therapy was needed
but he didn't mind because OMG CHECK THAT THERAPISTS.. kitten 
Later he describes said kitten to his companions
Which resulted, as often when women are involved, in combat
The victim did not survive and after consuming as much of the remains as he could, he took the rest to his sideways home and kept it in a basket.
after which business was as usual and the Baldamundo went back to measuring peoples genitalia
The measuree was not impressed with his results
But people were in fact surprised by the colour of the genitalia (and that it was wearing off)
Despite everyone elses results he was still unsure about his own
and confidence was lacking in public situations
He entered a state of depression
resulting in trying to steal other peoples genitalia
Unsuccessful attempts at this made him realise that he should hold on to what he has and make the most of it
so he started utilizing what little he had to use
And then some
and thus, he became a man
And there was much rejoicing
and they moved to Ireland, where he drooled on his T-shirt
Embarrassed, he hid his face for many days
and then some more
His manliness quickly subsided and suddenly, women were of no interest to him
he started dating a pineapple
Sadly, his pineapple grew old while he, an immortal being, stayed young.
it was a sad day when the pineapple passed away
He quickly recovered, however, and went on a dating website where he described himself as "Old fashioned"
which is where he met Alex
It did not last and he fell for those with antlers and thus got the nickname "Antleriser"
and there was much rejoicing
Then there was more rejoicing. the asians were not happy
and explanation was required
The asians, still not impressed, decided to take action
Murder.
and there was much rejoicing
Meanwhile, baldamundo was grieved by the loss of his companion and knew he was next
and his OS suffered a bluescreen resulting in death
Good night, sweet prince ;_;
September 19th, 2008 - October 6th, 2009
Taken from an unauthorized biography by cactuschewer and Jack Hedgehog
