Original article taken from the second TT Wiki |
Baldamundo: The Archie Behind The Bald
Just you wait 'til I get my hands on that good for nothing Baldamundo
You may have trouble with that as he is going through a phase of incognito:

so indeed I heard

This too is true. As seen here

what a wacky little fella..
as seen here

Recent reports are he is creating propoganda posters:

but his words were not appreciated by the masses

They should not have tried to tame the beast and he broke loose

and started eating random things

And drinking blood

and scratching people

After a scratching session he returns to his den to play the banjo

and laid a large poo

What he thought was a poo was actually him asexually reproducing.

which made him engage in rap-battle

Little did his competitors know he was actually trained in the first form of rap, choirap.

or that the dog had a ball in his mouth in between baldamundo's legs

Much therapy was needed

but he didn't mind because OMG CHECK THAT THERAPISTS.. kitten

Later he describes said kitten to his companions

Which resulted, as often when women are involved, in combat

The victim did not survive and after consuming as much of the remains as he could, he took the rest to his sideways home and kept it in a basket.

after which business was as usual and the Baldamundo went back to measuring peoples genitalia

The measuree was not impressed with his results

But people were in fact surprised by the colour of the genitalia (and that it was wearing off)

Despite everyone elses results he was still unsure about his own

and confidence was lacking in public situations

He entered a state of depression

resulting in trying to steal other peoples genitalia

Unsuccessful attempts at this made him realise that he should hold on to what he has and make the most of it

so he started utilizing what little he had to use

And then some

and thus, he became a man

And there was much rejoicing

and they moved to Ireland, where he drooled on his T-shirt

Embarrassed, he hid his face for many days

and then some more

His manliness quickly subsided and suddenly, women were of no interest to him

he started dating a pineapple

Sadly, his pineapple grew old while he, an immortal being, stayed young.

it was a sad day when the pineapple passed away

He quickly recovered, however, and went on a dating website where he described himself as "Old fashioned"

which is where he met Alex

It did not last and he fell for those with antlers and thus got the nickname "Antleriser"

and there was much rejoicing

Then there was more rejoicing. the asians were not happy

and explanation was required

The asians, still not impressed, decided to take action
Murder.

and there was much rejoicing

Meanwhile, baldamundo was grieved by the loss of his companion and knew he was next

and his OS suffered a bluescreen resulting in death

Good night, sweet prince ;_;

September 19th, 2008 - October 6th, 2009
Taken from an unauthorized biography by cactuschewer and Jack Hedgehog